It's that time...

Previous Friday 5:01 songs:
Alice Cooper / "School's Out"
The Ramones / "Happy Birthday Mr. Burns"
Starship / "We Built This City"
The Who / "Baba O'Reilly"

Creation / "Making Time"
The Soft Boys / "Positive Vibrations"
Dead Kennedys / "Too Drunk to Fuck"
The Kinks / "Got to Be Free"
Bruce Springsteen / "Dancing in the Dark"
AC/DC / "You Shook Me All Night Long"
Steely Dan / "Dirty Work"

The Friday 5:01 Song

The Friday 5:01 Song is exactly that: a top 10 mystery case files games song meant to pet vitamins and supplements be played in the office loudly over tinny computer speakers at precisely the moment when the workweek ends and unhealthy lifestyle choices commence. The quintessential 5:01 song reflects values of gladness and relief that the workweek is over while simultaneously expressing hope and increased anticipation for the weekend to come. Styrofoam-filled cubicle walls deflect the sound from the 5:01 song, propelling it skyward! toward styrofoam ceiling panels in a joyous white-collar catharsis. These are songs for the working stiffs.

So we, the staff of asstastic.org, proudly present this new feature in the form of a downloadable .mp3 meant to be played at 5:01 pm on Friday afternoon in offices all over the world. Enjoy.


The 5:01 song for FRIDAY, May 28 is:
"Take This Job and Shove It"

Save Target As... and enjoy!