The Illuminating MSN Conversation

 

mattbot, hardly thinking says:

i assume you've been following junk closely today

mattbot, hardly thinking says:

*sigh*

mattbot, hardly thinking says:

(Away)

mattbot, hardly thinking says:

*softly hums "sweet home alabama," thinks of reese witherspoon*

Time and Chance says:

that is basically my whole life

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