WING CHALLENGE 2002 RESOURCE CENTER


The objective:

To eat as many "Blazin'" category wings from Buffalo Wild Wings as humanly possible without resorting to any sort of blue cheese, celery, or liquid refreshment. The last person standing will be crowned "The Wing King" (even if it's Sarah, she'll still be King, sorry).

RULES UPDATE!:

After much debate on this item, I would recommend the online best mystery case files walkthrough equation granting each Blazin wing a cats supplement rating of 1.8 as the most reasonable comparison available. However, I have asked our manufacturer to provide me with a Scoville or similar heat rating index for each of our sauces to help better define an accurate rating system. I hope this helps in some small way, and best of luck in the arbitration of this contest.

Our contestants:

 
 
Mark Ahrens
Eric Chamberlin
Robert Thompson
Sarah Vigmostad
Max # of blazin' wings consumed in one sitting
8
1
11
0
Stamina (on scale of 1 to 10, 10 being highest)
7.5
6
9
?
Sarcastic wieners to date
4
5
5
0

 

The staff of SARCASTIC MATTBOT'S SUPER-SARCASTIC WEBSITE 5000 projects that Robert Thompson will be the winner of today's contest. Our staff feels confident enough to assign the following odds:

Robert Thompson 5:2
Mark Ahrens 4:1
Eric Chamberlin 15:1
Sarah Vigmostad 25:1

Only time will tell - BRING ON THE WINGS!!!
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